ThingsThat Make You Go Hmmm...(Feel Free To Add More)

If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?

1. I gave my son a hint. I placed a sign on his door that said, "CHECKOUT TIME IS 18."

Why is it that the people that are buying beer, cigarettes and lottery tickets are always complaining about their health and how broke they are...Wait that is me!

Our home is our castle and we can say what we want, but nobody listens.

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, are we still wrong?

Why do psychics have to ask you your name?

If one sychronized swimmer dies, do the rest of the swimmers have to?

What is a "FREE" gift...aren't all gifts free?

24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence...I think not!

Why is braile on drive thru bank machines?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow sign?

Women love silent men...they think we're listening.

Men are from Earth and women are from Earth...deal with it.

Sex is like the air, it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

If you thing no one cares that your alive...miss a few car payments.

If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day, teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat with friends and drink all day.

If you loan a friend $20 and you never see them again, it was worth it.

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

Why is it ok for men to slap each others ass in football, but not in other situations?